President of CNN resigns after disclosing affair with the former public relations director of Andrew Cuomo.

CNN, home to sexual predators, criminals like Michael Avenatti who provided “expert” commentary over 100 times, public masturbators like Jeffrey Toobin, and Governor Cuomo’s brother Chris Cuomo doing interviews is over (not a full list). Their best hope is to fire everyone, start over, and rebrand as the Consensual News Network. There is no one left at CNN that can be trusted.

Meanwhile, The Babylon Bee will announce it has acquired the remains of CNN and will provide a proper burial service.